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Mar 2, 2009 11:38pm

this aggression will not stand, man.

Feb 5, 2009 5:53pm
“ I eat, therefore I hunt. I want to fill my freezer with good, clean, healthy protein for my kids. That’s what I was raised on. It is abundant and it is available here in Alaska, with caribou and moose and different game and lots of very, very healthy and delicious wild Alaskan seafood. That’s what we eat. So that’s why I hunt and why I fish. ” - You don’t fucking eat wolf, Sarah.
Feb 5, 2009 11:38am
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King compared the Mormon author to JK Rowling, saying that both authors were “speaking directly to young people”. “The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good,” he told an interviewer from USA Weekend.

King also drew a comparison between Meyer and Perry Mason mystery writer Erle Stanley Gardner. “He was a terrible writer, too, but he was very successful,” he said, going on to criticise prolific thriller author James Patterson - “a terrible writer but he’s very successful” - and fellow horror author Dean Koontz, who although he “can write like hell”, is sometimes “just awful”.

” - gangsta gangsta, Steve. (I fucking love Steven King.)
Jan 31, 2009 8:54pm
Solution: I cut the oysters in thirds.

Solution: I cut the oysters in thirds.
Jan 31, 2009 7:23pm
“ Between Soto’s and La Salle’s visits, Perttula believes, the Caddoan population fell from about 200,000 to about 8,500—a drop of nearly 96 percent. In the eighteenth century the tally shrank further, to 1,400. An equivalent loss today in the population of New York City would reduce it to 56,000—not enough to fill Yankee Stadium. “That’s one reason whites think of Indians as nomadic hunters,” says Russell Thornton, an anthropologist at the University of California at Los Angeles. “Everything else—all the heavily populated urbanized societies—was wiped out. ” - The Atlantic. Critics argue that there couldn’t have been this many people in North America, because they can’t find their settlements. Um, has anyone checked middle Georgia? Because the place is LITTERED with Mississippian-style mounds. That is, the parts that haven’t been paved over to become Home Depots are.
Jan 31, 2009 6:15pm
I am concerned that these oysters I bought in Chinatown aren’t really oysters, but something else. Sumbitches are HUGE!

I am concerned that these oysters I bought in Chinatown aren’t really oysters, but something else. Sumbitches are HUGE!
Jan 31, 2009 2:22pm
Jan 31, 2009 1:32am
I declare, these DABA girls need to learn their business. Gold-digging is almost as hard as picking cotton! A girl has to devote real energy to keeping her husband on track. Why, I had Frank and Ashley toeing the line at my sawmill, didn’t I? You can’t leave them to their own devices! Land sakes.

I declare, these DABA girls need to learn their business. Gold-digging is almost as hard as picking cotton! A girl has to devote real energy to keeping her husband on track. Why, I had Frank and Ashley toeing the line at my sawmill, didn’t I? You can’t leave them to their own devices! Land sakes.
Jan 31, 2009 1:06am
Jan 31, 2009 1:01am

What do women want? Well, this woman wants people to stop asking such an obnoxiously overgeneralized and unanswerable question.

Also, a cheeseburger.
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